terça-feira, 27 de julho de 2010

Three Little Pigs

Once upon a time, there were three little pigs who spent a month in the home of a very clean ladybug. The ladybug loved the three little pigs very much for they were fun, polite and loving, but unfortunately the three little pigs were dirty and messy, and at the end of that month the very clean and orderly ladybug couldn’t wait for them to finally leave.

Little Pig Number One
Little Pig Number One was the sweetest of them all. She was kind and fun, and very similar to the ladybug. She was considerate and polite, and also very beautiful, and definitely the most mature of them all. The ladybug absolutely adored her and they became best friends. Little Pig Number One wasn’t messy, but didn’t help in the cleaning and wouldn’t do much at all. The ladybug was a little bit sad. She could handle Little Pig Number One, but not if there were two more messy little pigs. So, in the end, it would be best if Little Pig Number One went away.

Little Pig Number Two
Little Pig Number Two was the coolest of them all. She was interesting, different and chatty. She hit it off right away with the ladybug and they became very good friends. They would spend a lot of time together and would talk about many things that the ladybug was not comfortable talking about with the other two little pigs. But eventually it became very clear to the ladybug that Little Pig Number Two was very, very messy and dirty… she generated an absurdly high amount of garbage and was completely incapable of separating such garbage into recycling bins. That was unacceptable to the ladybug. Little Pig Number Two had to go.

Little Pig Number Three
Little Pig Number Three was the most childish of them all. She had seemed sweet and innocent at first, but soon it was clear that Little Pig Number Three was boring, annoying and just plain irritating. And oh, but Little Pig Number Three was dirty. Very, very messy and dirty. Nobody could use the bathroom after she had it for it would be a complete mess; water everywhere, bikinis hanging around and beauty products splattered all over the place. That was simply too traumatizing to the always organizing ladybug. Little Pig Number Three had better disappear from earth.

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